25 Insanely Random Facts About David Risley

I thought I would completely switch gears today and not talk about blogging.

A long time ago, there was a meme going around where some bloggers would list 25 random things about themselves that their audience might not know. So, I did it and came up with 25 Random Things You Probably Didn’t Know About David Risley. Several months later, I guess I did it again: 25 [More] Random Things About Dave.

Well, guess what? I did it again. Because it is kinda fun. So, here are 25 more insanely random factoids about David Risley.

  1. I drink about 3 cups of coffee per day. I tried the whole tea thing. Its OK, but doesn’t do it for me.
  2. I haven’t worn real shoes in months. I wear sandals pretty much all the time.
  3. I sometimes find that I’m too impatient with people. Depends on my mood.
  4. People in the blogging market have told me many times that I am accessible, approachable, etc. The truth is that I am that way because I know the truth. The truth is I’m not that big a damn deal. :)
  5. I have a hard time reading many business books because it takes them 300 pages to say what I coulda said in one frickin blog post.
  6. The reason I don’t podcast is because I seriously don’t think I could talk for that long about one thing. I tend to be a to-the-point guy, which means I’d “blow my wad” in like two minutes and have nothing else to say. Then, I’d just look like an idiot.
  7. My wife gives me a hard time when I buy new gadgets (like my Ipad). I tell her to talk to the hand. Yeah, that doesn’t go very well. ;)
  8. I thought up my daughter’s name on the way home from Sarasota, FL while driving down I-75. My wife thought up my son’s name while we were on a date at a Thai restaurant in Brandon, FL.
  9. When I see pictures of myself at conferences, I think “mmmoooooo!”. Yeah, I need to lose some weight. Damn it.
  10. Many times when I write a post about time management or organization, it is because it is something I was dealing with at the time I wrote the post. And it feels odd sometimes when I think that some of my readers think I wrote it because I have all the answers. I don’t.
  11. I think my home office is way too small. It may look big on camera, but it is really just a 10×10 room. My wife and I plan to upgrade the house to something larger, but like a lot of people, the real estate market has messed with us, too. Although probably not as much as some.
  12. I love sarcastic comedy.
  13. I’m having a hard time watching my language around my kids. Getting better at it, but ugh.
  14. I stopped using Foursquare. Just don’t see the point. Sorry.
  15. It pisses me off when people make conclusions about things they have no idea, or when they take other people’s opinions as their opinions and yet not personally LOOK for themselves. It is mental laziness and a sign of stupidity. And, unfortunately, it is VERY prevalent in our society. Why let the news media be your brain when they prove time and time again to lie and make things up for the sake of controversy?
  16. It sometimes seems surreal that I make my living blogging.
  17. I have always been insecure about my appearance. Its just this thing. Its weird, too, because I also have a lot of self confidence.
  18. Blogging, for me, is about more than business. With this blog, it is also one way of many that I hope to leave the world a better place because I was in it. If I can help others achieve their goals in any way, then I feel I’ve accomplished something.
  19. I sometimes have a very hard time biting my lip about politics online, but I try to because I know that, no matter what I say, it’ll alienate some of you. And I think that’s really unfortunate when you consider we all want the same things in life.
  20. My office chair is an Aeron chair, by Herman Miller. Yeah, it was expensive for a chair, but it was a reward to myself for a product launch.
  21. Sweets? I could take it or leave it. I definitely don’t have a sweet tooth. My weakness is carbs. I love snack foods.
  22. When I got SCUBA certified, they made me do some interesting things. Like an underwater obstacle course with a blacked out mask. Like swim a full-length pool, both ways, underwater without taking a breath (that one killed me). Comes in handy, though. Was in a cave opening in a Florida spring a few years back and being able to navigate tight spaces in low light was handy at the time.
  23. My music tastes are VERY wide. Sometimes I listen to alternative rock, other times jazz, other times some Yo Yo Ma.
  24. I host a meetup group here in Tampa for internet marketing. Usually have 25-30 people there every time we meet.
  25. Sometimes, when I have nothing else to say on Twitter, I have to resist the urge to just type in the words “fa shizzle”. I shit you not.
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  • http://www.siteflippar.com Karl Hadwen

    David,

    Totally jealous that you have an Aeron chair. I need to set some goals, and hopefully I'll end up getting one of those!

    Karl

  • Ric Nunez

    Hey David, This post goes well with your byline “Confessions of a Six Figure Professional Blogger”.

  • http://ericasays.com EricaMueller

    >>Sometimes, when I have nothing else to say on Twitter, I have to resist the urge to just type in the words “fa shizzle”. I shit you not.<< hehehe. I think we all consider blasting a little nothingness into the Twitersphere every so often. I know I sit here and wonder, if I posted just this one word, what would people's reactions be?

    10×10 room = way too small for every day work. That's like a cubicle, man. You need outta there. I would go absolutely crazy. Do you find yourself grabbing the laptop and working from the porch, or even the kitchen table?

  • http://davidrisley.com David Risley

    No, because my kids would be all over me. But, I do head over to Panera Bread sometimes.

  • http://davidrisley.com David Risley

    True. :-)

  • skrahn

    “I sometimes have a very hard time biting my lip about politics online, but I try to because I know that, no matter what I say, it’ll alienate some of you.” I know what you mean, as I'm sure most do.
    It doesn't really matter what you do for a living, if you state your opinion about something, no matter what it's regarding, you'll alienate someone. Too bad too, because like you've proven with today's blog…it's interesting getting to know those people better that you respect or want to learn from.

  • http://www.youngprepro.com Onibalusi Bamidele

    Love the facts David,

    I love your 18th fact the most which said blogging is more about the business (I sent you a guest post along that line this morning – Wondering if you've seen it?).

    Many bloggers (mostly new) work so hard to build their blogs only to be monetizing it with banner ads and Google Adsense, make it a business man, that is where the money is!

  • http://twitter.com/MisterMindset Mr Mindset

    Loving #1 and #21 David! My girlfriend is about tea, I just want my coffee… and then some french fries :)

  • http://www.dailyshotofcoffee.com mikecrimmins

    I like #1 the best. You shouldn't censor yourself, feel free to tweet fa shizzle!

  • Eric

    I now got myself drinking 1 glass of water per meal and 2 glasses of water per pop and 2 glasses of water in the morning just to start my day. It feels good and I save money on pop.

  • http://davidrisley.com David Risley

    Yeah, soda is really bad for you.

  • Eric

    Yeah I used to just live on the stuff and would drink nothing else and get pissed when I didn't have any but I'm getting myself out of that habit. And I thought quitting smoking was “hard”. lol.

    Coffee is good too but I don't drink it too often.

  • http://experimentsinpassiveincome.com Moon Hussain

    David, I really enjoyed this post, maybe because it was at such a personal level. Seriously, I have wanted to tweet more stupid shit than 'fa shizzle'. In fact, for a good laugh, when I log into Facebook, I leave my sister comments like 'So sis, do you feel better after your diarrhea??' It embarrasses her but we get a good laugh out of it. More laughing from me than her, but whatever.

    Guess I'm an awful sister :) I give you two thumbs up for this post David!

  • http://www.smartpassiveincome.com Pat

    Hey David. Awesome stuff…here's what I have to say:

    1. 5 hour energy drink – it works wonders. Have you tried it?
    2. This is how I know I like you. I'm a sandals guy too.
    3. You should see me behind a slow driver in the fast lane.
    4. Ditto.
    5. I usually read the first page, then last page, and that does the trick.
    6. I think a lot of people would prefer a 2 minute “wad blowing” podcast over some of the others that are out there. (similar to #5).
    7. This is why you always get two :)
    8. I love it!
    9. P90X dude…it's working for me. I was a mooo not too long ago.
    10. It's like how people think I'm an expert at something, simply because I'm posting about it online. Lesson: post stuff online.
    11. Mirrors will make it look bigger…but then it's will still be 10×10.
    12. Reallllllly….
    13. F-that.
    14. I think I checked into one spot, and stopped. I feel the same.
    15. Being lazy is the easy way out, even if it's mentally. Er, especially mentally.
    16. I pinch myself everyday too. You deserve it!
    17. See #9. But for real, you have nothing to worry about :)
    18. This is why you're successful. I love it.
    19. I try to stay away from that stuff as much as possible.
    20. I NEED that chair. I think a lot of IMers and ProBloggers have that. Mine just isn't cutting it.
    21. What's your favorite snack food?
    22. So cool! I want to get certified…although the certification sounds crazy!
    23. Jazz is where it's at. Good taste :)
    24. Wow – I would love to do something similar her in San Diego. Great idea!
    25. Fo' Rizzle.

    Cheers David! I hope to meet you sometime soon. You rock!

  • http://davidrisley.com David Risley

    Nice. :-)

    P90X… that looks BRUTAL. I'm sure it works, tho. Seems to be pretty popular these days, too.

    Funny how Disqus hyperlinked the word “dude”. DUDE!

  • http://www.functionality.net Brent

    Thanks for sharing. FYI.. Your office looks much bigger in photos & video. I worked from a home office for about 9 years and finally had to get an office outside the house as my 3 kids got older. Still getting used to it.

  • Leon Aldrich

    Pat (mentor #1):
    Maybe you and David can have a workout challenge similar similar to your current niche contest with Tyrone?

    I can see how and why David could be impatient with some folks. He gives advice based on experience. They don't follow it. They wonder why their results don't change. Its enough to drive David back to cussing…(more).

    You want music? You have to listen to Aerial Boundaries by Michael Hedges (r.i.p.) and while you are it, youtube some Erik Mongrain. I kid you not. And if you two are going to mention books or music, for heaven's sake, give some specifics.

    p.s. I'm not starting any workouts until Pat becomes a sculpted gladiator or David shucks his moo-shape.

  • Adesojiadegbulu

    lol… the wife thingy is what i need you to work on. I mean your No 7.

  • http://www.melvinblog.com/ Melvin

    Lol. this is funny David. Now you just gave me an idea on my next blog post. ;-)

  • http://www.hyperfacebooktraffic.co.uk/ Tom Shaw

    Hi David,
    To be honest i have never heard of you, despite people saying the world is getting smaller, it’s still a big world, so maybe it’s no surprise i have never heard of you.
    David just downloaded your “Blogging Blueprint” going to have a read and see if there’s anything new or different.

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